Tuesday, October 19, 2010

We get some SERIOUSLY weird mail!

Alright, folks. Add this one to the "weird mail" file! {And this time it wasn't addressed to me!}

For the record, so far our "weird mail" file includes...
* Numerous retirement brochures for me.
* Trial hearing aide offer for me.
* Letter from a dude in the slammer for me.
* Planned Parenthood flier for me.

And now this:
"Special Savings Only a Woman Would Want"


Addressed to this man:

And on the inside:

Bwah ha ha ha!!! I can't make this stuff up. I honestly have no idea how we get on these mailing lists. And, {TMI}, I don't even use that brand. Bummer.

7 comments:

Mel D said...

I laughed out loud. =) That is a good coupon! This makes me wonder if I can sign up to get coupons for the brand I do use...

Amy said...

awesome! Sean did not tell you yet he is a hermaphrodite?

Amy said...

Ryan just wanted to add that Sean does like his show tunes.

Greg and Julie said...

While I have been getting the AARP mail, Mom just got her "final expenses" mailer. I guess becuase they think we are old enough to be interested in these things.

I did get a discounted soda at Taco Bell, was happy for that until I see the young man at the register billed me for a SENIOR soda!

Sarah Peterson said...

Brett just got the same thing in the mail! Maybe it is an advertising ploy.... As I did not receive one ;)

Christi said...

You get the best mail!!! I still love the jail letter!

Anonymous said...

Do you think maybe someone stole your identity so these people think you are who you're really not?